STORY TIME!!! Ya Girl Took Some 'Niative

You hear that mom, I finally did it! I finally went out into the world and did something that would make me happy. I didn't just sit around moping when life didn't go my way. I know, right, even I'm shocked.

To the left, is Exhibit A (and also the only piece of evidence that will be in this post so...).

November 26, 2017 21:02: Johari decides to go online shopping because what else is there to do on a Sunday night. She was drawn to make this decision as a result of an ad the showed up online while doing her actual homework. This ad led her to an online store called Nasty Gal. Normally, Johari is short on money so all she ever does is look at the clothes. Until... Exhibit A appeared on the website (Dun, dun, dunnnnnn). She clicked on the image of what appeared to be a harmless red off-the-shoulder crop top. Considering there was a 50% off sale happening on the entire website, she almost bought this red crop top. Until she noticed the pants. "Oh my god those pants are so CUTE," she thought, "I have to have them." She begins searching endlessly for these pants on the Nasty Gal website. But to her dismay, she never finds them.

November 26, 2017 22:30: After having thought about these beautiful pants for over an hour, Johari thinks to herself, "Should I give up?" Two seconds later, Johari had her response. She went back to the website and screenshotted the image of the outfit (a.k.a. Exhibit A, dun, dun, dunnnnnn). She inserted the picture into Google Images to see if the internet could aid me in finding these pants. And also, to my dismay, the internet was no help. And so she sat in her bed a cried for a good minute before she fell asleep.

November 27, 2017 07:27: Johari complains to her friends, about how horrible her situation is. And being the amazing friends that they are, they tried to help her find the pants. (Believe it or not they also failed.) Now here's where Johari starts to take "some 'nitiative*." She thinks to herself "Maybe I should email customer service and ask them if they can help me." So that is what she did. She emailed the Nasty Gal customer service people and asked them if they could find those pants for her.

November 27, 2017 19:48: I now present to you... Exhibit B (yeah I know I lied, but you can't say Exhibit A without having other evidence... deal with it!)

"Yes, they actually replied!" she thought because she honestly did not expect them to respond to her inquiry at all. She quickly emailed the customer service team back with a screenshot of the outfit (I now draw your attention back to... Exhibit A). Now, Johari is left to sit and wait patiently to see if she will receive her beloved pants, or if her heart will be broken and shattered into a million pieces.

*'Niative = Initiative (yes, I realize it's bad, it made me cringe too.)